Is He Deaf, Dumb and Horny?
Here are a few examples why they get caught:
1. They never delete their incoming and outgoing calls from the history and voice-mail.
2. They never delete the text messages they don’t want to be mistakenly seen.(This will also avoid problems later when a partner begins to play I-Spy).
3. They seldom check their phones when they are not where they’re supposed to be. And phones sometimes mistakenly dial whomever they want. (Audio evidence is a bitch).
4. If they choose not to answer when their partner calls, they seem to forget to call back within the hour because they don’t stop what they’re doing. When they do decide to call back, they prefer to stay inside instead of going outside and call back. (You may ask, why outside. It’s easier to explain outside noise rather than trying to explain the television or music in the background).
5. Since phones with GPS installed now track exact locations they would rather not be tracked, so they turn “OFF” the phone but are never prepared to answer why the phone was off. (And usually they end up saying, I didn’t realize my phone was off, I left it home or it’s broken…totally dumb). I do not agree with cheating, but if you’re going to do it; be smart about it and remember, cheating is a choice.