Not an animal lover but dating one?
I hate to break it to you, but it’s time to date the pet. You can either go kicking and screaming or deal with it!
Here are some things to make your first date with the pet simpler:
1. Don’t Ever Show Up Late.
2. Don’t Touch the Pet.
3. Definitely, Don’t Feed It!
4. If It Stares, Don’t Stare Back!
Note: If sleeping over, I suggest you sleep with one eye open (payback is a bitch). Now they have to sleep on the floor.