Does your partner make you act like you’re Inspector Gadget? Do you feel like you’re in an episode of I-Spy? Are you dating 007? If so, let’s give Mr. Shaken-not-Stirred something to think about.
The greatest thing about dating Mr. Shaken-not-Stirred is the fact he suffers from DDH (Deaf, Dumb and Horny). They pay less attention to details.
However, this lesson is for those who are being cheated on and who have no more time for lies.
If you’re like me and hate dating someone with terminal DDH let’s give Mr. Shaken-not-Stirred a lesson he’ll never forget.
Remember; only try this if you no longer want Mr. Shaken-not-Stirred because you’re liable to be called Psycho!
The next time you visit Mr. Shaken-not-Stirred, pretend it’s BYOL (bring your own lube) night. And for my straight boys and girls it’s called BYOKY (bring your own KY).
When you do, make sure it’s a bottle that is unopened. This is what I refer to as the atomic bomb. Now, go undercover and play the role of secret agent and give Mr. Shaken-not-Stirred the night of his life.
Now, this is where it gets tricky.
Mark the BYOL or BYOKY bottle at its drop-off point. The rest is easy because Mr. Shaken-not-Stirred won’t be the wiser. Please allow for 4 weeks for this to work. And yes that means no sex! That’s why we call it the set-up.
When you return and the bottle is below the drop-off point. Mr. Shaken-not-Stirred has been knocking some boots and I am sorry to say, they haven’t been yours.
If you want to detonate this bomb, here is what you do; you are going to confront him when he replies you’re “Psycho!”
Stand-up look him in the face and say that you’ve been studying at the University for Secret Agents with a concentration in Lusec, that’s the study of leakage of vacuum pumps.
And please don’t let him fool you when he says he’s been using it for personal pleasure. I don’t think so. Sorry!