Are the Flirtatious Text Messages not getting your date’s attention? Are you ready to put the relationship in full throttle? Are your ready for some extra curricular activity? Well, you’ve come to the right place.
The ULM dating expert is shocked at how much buzz the “Flirtatious Text Messages” post has caused. This post has traveled from coast to coast and country to country. Since it was so popular, I thought it would be fun to come up with some after work, NC-17 rated, for your eyes only text messages. These top text messages are sure to have them canceling their evening plans for you.
Here are Flirtatious-T’s – Top 10 For Your Eyes Only text messages:
1. The word of the day is “legs”. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word!
2. What does XES spell? When you figure it out, call me!
3. I have a picture that will cheer you up… or it could make you gag… want it?
4. I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back…Nice Ass!!!
5. I’m like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get!
6. North 2 North… South 2 South… My best direction is mouth 2 mouth!
7. I want triplets… You want twins… Lets get in bed and see who wins!
8. How about you come over and sit on my lap and we’ll see what pops up.
9. I have a surprise for you but you will have to wait to see, you free tonight?
10. I want to be Flirty AND Dirty with you!
Remember, I consider these happy hour text messages that means after 5 p.m., not 4:59. These should get their attention. They work for me!