Are you dating someone who makes you feel like you’re in the fairy-tale, “The Frog Prince”? Are you dating someone who failed kissing 101 or has a Masters in lip-locking?
To help figure out if you’re kissing a prince or kissing a frog, I have come up with some potential thoughts that might be going through your head:
1. “Splish Splash…what am I, taking a bath?”
2. “Why am I kissing this character?”
3. “Damn, I want to rip his clothes off!”
4. “I guess it’s too late to tell him I have a boyfriend!”
5. “Ewe, what did HE have for lunch!”
6. “Did I have garlic for lunch…does my breath smell?”
7. “How am I going to break-up with this person?”
8. “I want to have his children!”
9. “What’s that rushing through my body?”
10. “Wow, what’s that I feel…what a package!”
What were you thinking? Now, decide which one you’re kissing.
If you think you’re kissing a frog, be careful you might end up with warts. If you’re kissing a prince, hold tight, you might be kissing your knight in shining armor.