MADONNA WITH AN ATTITUDE, KATY ISN’T IN THE MOOD
I am living for how all the cattle are still carrying on about what Madonna is doing lately. The fact that anyone even remotely cares what she does in the first place, falling for her oldest trick in the book doesn’t say much about the press or what they choose to cover, but god bless Miss Mom she still easily, effortlessly manipulates people to keep us all talking about her. One issue being her nipple flashing (yawn), another the mooning of an audience (whoop de-doo, Basil, what does it all mean?), the third and probably the only one worthy of discussion if we must, being the ‘Molly’ (slang for the drug Ecstasy) slur at a concert.
I don’t know, I wasn’t there (nor do I care) whether Madonna wants to pop a pill or not. I mean, we’re all pill poppers and take one thing or another. Your kid is sure to be on something by the time it hits puberty, once the doctor diagnoses it with ADHD or some other bs if you aren’t careful. Believe me when I say the media and government of this country want you to be drugged. How else are they going to keep you sedate and watching housewives of New York while they drill holes in the earth that we don’t need to make that last zillion dollars? Drugged yes, but with something they control. No way they want anyone taking an emphatic inducing, fear erasing, free thinking ego booster like ecstasy. My god that may have young people participating in homosexuality and listening to the Devil’s music!
Even Deadmau5 the techno ‘genius’ is whining about her ‘Molly’ comment at her concert with children present. Not for nothing but what young kid is going to know about that? They certainly do now with Deadmau5 explaining it to them. They shouldn’t know about it, but say your teen does know. Honestly, which would you rather your child was out experimenting with if you were forced to choose? Booze or ecstasy?
Jay-Z raps about it in his ‘New York’ song, and I heard those young teens sing it word for word performing it on ‘Glee’, why wasn’t anyone crying about it then? Why didn’t anyone complain about his “NO HOMO” line from the same song? What’s wrong with this picture? If Jay-Z took his penis out during a show would anyone really care? If Jay-Z projected a photo of some mean racist white guy with a swastika on is head (granted he knows what one is) would anyone really care? I find it hard to believe anyone would.
Madonna is smart. Madonna is powerful. Madonna has lots and lots of money. I’m sorry but news flash: Madonna is relevant because it’s 2012 and we’re talking about someone’s nipple for crying out loud. Not how kick ass her amazing last album MDNA is (uh-oh! Another drug reference! Egads! Run for the hills! She’s breaking the rules! Remember: Jay-Z promoting anti-gay views in his music and Notorious B.I.G. rapping about shooting and ‘killing’ people on his albums including a cheating girlfriend = A.O.K.!! Woman showing nipple, insulting politicians by projecting swastikas on their heads and promoting the only drug that is chemically proven to induce feelings of love and empathy toward others = VERY DANGEROUS TO OUR YOUTH!).
WAKE UP! What’s wrong with this picture? Let’s review our other music options here. We don’t have to pay attention to Madonna. She’s old and isn’t hip anymore. She’s just trying to be cool and she isn’t! Yeah! Instead let’s listen to a very important announcement from pop music superstar Katy Perry, taken directly from her YouTube interview that was viewed live by so many people, YouTube’s server crashed several times! WOW! Katy must have really had something important to say! Maybe she was talking about the time she puts into writing her songs, or what her lyrics mean and – oh. I’m terribly sorry I’ve just been informed that Katy Perry doesn’t actually write her songs (Madonna does) or lyrics. WHAT? Rihanna can’t sing in key without autotune? (Madonna can).
O.K. Let’s at least hear this important quote from Katy Perry because if I remember correctly, this was the most asked question by her fans, so she answered it first during the interview. I hope you’re sitting down, but Katy wanted her fans to know that it’s true. Both her boobs are real.
I’m a huge fan of Madonna. I bought her 1st album the day it was released, and owned my 12″ single of “Everybody” before I even knew what she looked like!
She is an icon and people need to get it together and give her some respect. If she were a man no one would care if she took her dick out at a show. I think it’s brilliant that she’s still making statements that have people WAKING UP! Who cares that it might be bullshit or just to keep everyone talking about her? ANY state of awareness would be better than the vegetable state of existence we have today, populated by those who know nothing of what goes on in the world but can tell you verbatim about Chris Brown and Drake’s fight at a club the other night and only seem to care about Glee and Snooki and those bs vampires. WAKE UP, Gaga’s supposed ‘monsters’. Grow a brain!
Don’t forget that our government controls most of the media and chooses what you see and what you don’t. No? Wait until they figure out how to charge you and regulate the Internet and if you don’t believe me go watch a video on YouTube’s VEVO music site without watching a commercial first. That’s just the beginning and the tip of the iceberg.
If I was you kids, I would be so unbelievably angry once I awoke from my MTV coma that I would do anything and everything to be as smart as possible to make sure no one could govern what I’m supposed to do with my life. Our children are being cheated out of a future and it’s our own fault because we’re way too busy doing important stuff like trying to keep Gays from marrying each other or making sure the president can’t accomplish anything!
They want you to fear. They want you to be afraid of a terrorist threat that doesn’t exist. They want you to be afraid of African American males. They want you to fear what you don’t understand. They want you to fear Madonna’s nipple. Don’t. Put it on a poster and post it to every wall you see. Don’t let them keep you stupid. You do realize that once their generation passes away and you’re the adults with children, you’ll have an opportunity to do something important like do away with intolerance or hunger, their old prejudices won’t matter anymore. That’s what Madonna is trying to remind you. She doesn’t care if you want to see her tits or not, it’s that Katy is a tease and Madonna not only has a brain but would f*ck your brains out of your head completely into the next millennia. Big difference.
DJ Uri Dalal