Do your girl friends treat you like their personal sex advisor? Are your friends suggesting you’re the slut of the group? Does your girl friend have the run of the butts? Are you sick and tired of all the gay questions?

The next girl friend of mine, who ask me about anal sex, I am going to snap, crackle and pop with out the milk, just like a fire-crotch.

Ladies, do you really know what gay is? Do you really think because someone is gay they know what you should do to prepare for anal sex?

First of all, all gay men do not have anal sex? So stop asking!

Plus, if you’ve been hanging out with your gay counterpart for a while surely you’re familiar with the many gay sex roles: Top, Bottom, Versatile and those who proclaim they perform “only” oral, whatever!

I know having a chic sexy hottie for a gay friend is hot but I doubt they applied to become your personal anal sex guru!

Let’s all stop the madness and ask one question, “Why?” If you’re asking, haven’t you figured it out yet? You’re man might not be into you but into your anal sex guru.

If you need more information, check out www.runofthebutts.com. (It’s made up!) Now stop asking!

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Corey Wesley

President at BlackOutEndeavors LLC

The man behind Urban FLRT. COREY WESLEY is no stranger to hard work and what it means to go after your dreams. COREY had a successful career in the financial industry as a senior corporate trainer, however, with the downturn in the economy he had to switch gears. He turned being laid off from his position into an opportunity to create his own job and pursue one of his passions, fashion.

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