Do your girl friends treat you like their personal sex advisor? Are your friends suggesting you’re the slut of the group? Does your girl friend have the run of the butts? Are you sick and tired of all the gay questions?
The next girl friend of mine, who ask me about anal sex, I am going to snap, crackle and pop with out the milk, just like a fire-crotch.
Ladies, do you really know what gay is? Do you really think because someone is gay they know what you should do to prepare for anal sex?
First of all, gay men do not all have anal sex? So stop asking!
Plus, if you’ve been hanging out with your gay counterpart for a while surely you’re familiar with the many gay sex roles: Top, Bottom, Versatile and those who proclaim they perform “only” oral, whatever!
I know having a chic sexy hottie for a gay friend is hot but I doubt they applied to become your personal anal sex guru!
Let’s all stop the madness and ask one question, “Why?” If you’re asking, haven’t you figured it out yet? You’re man might not be into you but into your anal sex guru.
If you need more information, check out www.runofthebutts.com. (It’s made up!) Now stop asking!