The-Booty-Call

The Booty Call

Do you really think your partner is boo-boo the fool?

When your cellular phone rings after 11:00 p.m. and the first question your partner asks is, “Do you want to get that?” It’s a trap, they know it’s a booty call!

The tell-tail sign of a mouse caught in its trap is when you respond, “No, who could that be at this hour?” You know who the hell is calling you after 11; now stop the madness! Plus, with no attempt to either glance at the phone or even answer it; how do you know it’s not a friend in distress.

Rule #101, Silence is golden.

To help avoid playing cat chase the mouse, your response should be this, “No, whoever it is, I can call them back tomorrow. I would rather spend quality time with you!”

Now you’re using the power of “Erase and Replace!” In seconds you’ve erased, “I gotta ya” and replaced it with “that’s my man or girl!”

Remember, I don’t promote cheating but be smart about it. Don’t look surprised when the cat’s out the bag!





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